Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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