For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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