i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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