We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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