why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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