ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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