she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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