By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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