We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
