i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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