You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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