she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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