He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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