Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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