it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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