another moral hangover. fuck.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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