Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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