Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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