No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize