Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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