And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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