bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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