tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I came so hard my ears popped.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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