whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The ass gains better be worth it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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