Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(631): View more from New York

can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

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(831): View more from California

tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better

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(440): View more from Ohio

Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month

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(513): View more from Ohio

and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home

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