You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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