We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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