butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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