the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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