so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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