Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
