AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just puked most of my soul out..
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