I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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