how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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