Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
