we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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