You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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