4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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