i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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