Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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