is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
