After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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