So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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