just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I need water and some morals
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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