I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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