i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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