hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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