end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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