No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I wish there were birth control emojis
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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