Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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