her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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