Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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