i don't like sucking hair
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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