I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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