You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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