Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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